Potřeboval jsem být nahá poté, co jsem omylem chčil na moje zbrusu nové dungarees, zatímco pro vás čůral ve stoje!

Returning home from the morning walk I was absolutely fucking desperate for a piss and so dashed straight to the bathroom for you. Where, as you know, it is incredibly dark in there! And so to try and give you a decent view I stood up for the majority of the piss. Now, this is all fine and dandy when the wee is coming out all on its own and the weight of the liquid in my bladder helps push it through my scarred urethra. But as soon as I need to start pushing it out with concentration and purpose, that's when it starts trickling down my leg. Or legs!